Fall Jokes
Fall is a perfect time to share some seasonal jokes with the family, kids or coworkers. Enjoy our collection of fall jokes.
Hannah Lewis |Temperatures are cooling, the leaves are changing, it’s football season but fall is also a perfect time to share some seasonal jokes with the family, kids or coworkers. Enjoy our collection of fall jokes.
What do farmers wear when it’s cold?
Har-vest
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile!
What kind of key can’t open doors?
Turkey
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.
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What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
Har-vest
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
What falls but never gets hurt?
Leaves
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
It’s too far to walk.
What is the cutest season?
Awwtumn
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What do you use to mend a jack-o’-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.
What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield.
What does a witch use to style her hair?
Scarespray.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
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Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
Gala apples.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
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