On the Lighter Side – 2019

Fall Jokes

1. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
   Pumpkin Pi.
2. How did the pig farmer get to the fair?
   He rode piggyback.
3. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
   Fowl weather.
4. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
   He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
5. What do farmers talk about while they milk the cows?
   Udder nonsense!

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