On the Lighter Side – 2019

Summer Jokes

1. What runs and has no feet, has a mouth but cannot speak?
   A river
2. Why did the tomato blush?
   Because she saw the salad dressing
3. What’s green and goes to summer camp?
   A Brussels scouts
4. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a garden?
   Squash
5. Why did the peach go out with a prune?
   Because he couldn’t find a date.
6. What vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
   Leeks

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