On the Lighter Side – 2017

Winter Jokes

1. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
   They wear snowcaps
2. What does an Eskimo use to build his house?
   Igloo
3. Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
   “Holly”wood
4. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
   Hoe, hoe, hoe
5. Where did the snowman keep his money?
   In the snow bank

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