On the Lighter Side – 2017

Fall Jokes

1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
   With a pumpkin patch.
2. Where would you find flying rabbits?
   In the hare force.
3. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
   Newly-webs.
4. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
   Because then it would be a foot.
5. Did you hear about the dead cow that came back to life? 
   He only eats GRAAAAIIIINNNNS.

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