Check out some of our favorites jokes from 2017.

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Summer Jokes

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  1. What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
    “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
  2. What did the Dentist of the Year receive?
    A little plaque.
  3. What kind of pigs know karate?
    Pork chops.
  4. What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
    Alpaca my bags.

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North Carolina Field & Family Spring 2026
Flip through the pages of the Spring 2026 edition of North Carolina Field and Family magazine. In this issue, impress your guests with creative yet easy spring holiday recipes, learn how farmers face challenges planning the future of their farmland, meet some North Carolina beef producers raising the steaks, start your engines with eight reasons to visit Richmond County, get crabby with Sheri Castle’s Deviled Crab recipe and much more.

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