Check out some of our favorites jokes from 2017.

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Summer Jokes

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  1. What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
    “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
  2. What did the Dentist of the Year receive?
    A little plaque.
  3. What kind of pigs know karate?
    Pork chops.
  4. What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
    Alpaca my bags.

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North Caroline Field and Family Fall 2026
Flip through the pages of the Fall 2026 edition of North Carolina Field and Family magazine. In this issue, swing for the Sandhills with a fall visit to Moore County, discover interesting uses for agricultural products beyond food and clothing, meet FFA alumna Katie Bryan and her restored tractor, celebrate N.C. Farm Bureau’s 90th Anniversary, try out some delicious autumn apple recipes and more.

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