Check out some of our favorites jokes from 2017.

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Summer Jokes

Photo credit: Jeffrey S. Otto
  1. What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
    “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
  2. What did the Dentist of the Year receive?
    A little plaque.
  3. What kind of pigs know karate?
    Pork chops.
  4. What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
    Alpaca my bags.

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NCField&FamilySummer2026
Flip through the pages of the Summer 2026 edition of North Carolina Field and Family magazine. In this issue, find vineyard adventures at U-pick muscadine grape farms, explore the oasis of Manteo, learn more about on-farm markets, enjoy peak berry season with summer berry recipes, read about riveting research on hemp fiber and so much more.

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