On the Lighter Side – 2010
Two chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The librarian determines the chickens must want three books, gives them the books and the chickens leave.
Around midday, the two chickens return and say, “Buk Buk BUKKOOK!” The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books, so she gives them the books and the chickens leave.
The two chickens return in the early afternoon, looking very annoyed and say, “Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!” The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request and decides to follow them.
She follows them out of town to a park. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”
A cop pulls over a carload of older women.
He says to the driver, “This is a 65 MPH highway – why are you going so slow?”
The lady apologizes and says, “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.”
The cop chuckles and says, “Oh, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!”
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other ladies are shaking and trembling.
“Excuse me,” he says, “but what’s wrong with your friends? They’re shaking something terrible.”
She replies, “Oh, I don’t know. We just got off of highway 119.”
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