Spring brings warmer weather, greener grass, blooming flowers, tasty spring foods and spring jokes. From new babies on the farm to spring staples like eggs, strawberries and more, there are plenty of areas to find a funny joke. Scroll through out selection of our favorite spring jokes.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R.
What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals.
Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A rainbow.
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
What do you call a smart omelet?
An egg head!
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A bloomin’ onion!
Why is a computer so smart?
It listens to its motherboard.
Why do leprechauns love to garden?
They have green thumbs!
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What do you get when a farmer walks through a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam.
What did the DJ say to the vegetable farmer?
Lettuce turnip the beet.
What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans?
Wee-cyclers.
Who tells the funniest jokes on the farm?
The comedi-hen.
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?
Eggs-ercise.
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What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yoker.
How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch.
What does a honeybee use to style its hair?
A honeycomb.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens?
Fowl weather.
What do bees wear in the rain?
Their yellow jackets.
What did the mop say to the vacuum?
You clean up nice.
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandy lion!
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