On the Lighter Side – 2018

Winter Jokes

1. Who says oh, oh, oh?
   Santa Claus walking backward
2. What kind of music do elves listen to?
   Wrap
3. Where do polar bears vote?
   The North Poll
4. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
   A pineapple
5. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?”
   “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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