An older man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
“I am afraid it’s just old age,” replied the doctor. “There is nothing we can do about it.”
“That can’t be,” fumed the older man. “You don’t know what you are doing.”
“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.
“Well it’s quite obvious,” the older man replied. “My other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and asked about the fee.
The lawyer responded, “It costs $50 for three questions.”
The man then asked, “Isn’t that a lot?”
“Yes,” responded the lawyer, “and what’s your third question?”
It was during a heat wave in August one summer when I saw this sign on a telephone pole.
It read, “Garage sale this Saturday: 7 a.m. until 100 degrees.”
An aging widower is given a membership to a gym and a personal training session by his kids in hopes of raising his spirits.
With his belly sagging out from under his T-shirt, the gentleman asks the fitness trainer about the equipment.
“Is there any type of machine here that can make me more attractive to the opposite sex?”
The trainer looks around for a few moments, thinking, and then brightens with an idea.
“There’s an ATM out in the hallway! That might help.”
