On the Lighter Side – 2017

Spring Jokes

1. Why were police called out to the local day care yesterday.
   A three-year-old was resisting a rest.
2. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
   He couldn’t control his pupils.
3. When is a door not a door?
   When it’s ajar.
4. What’s a thesaurus’ favorite dessert?
   Synonym buns.