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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?
Because he wanted to get a long little doggy!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
Some day my prints will come.

What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
At the quack of dawn.

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North Caroline Field and Family Fall 2026
Flip through the pages of the Fall 2026 edition of North Carolina Field and Family magazine. In this issue, swing for the Sandhills with a fall visit to Moore County, discover interesting uses for agricultural products beyond food and clothing, meet FFA alumna Katie Bryan and her restored tractor, celebrate N.C. Farm Bureau’s 90th Anniversary, try out some delicious autumn apple recipes and more.

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