Let us tickle your funny bone with a few amusing jokes:

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“Could you please go shopping for me?” a wife asked her husband. “Buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. The wife asked him, “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”

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North Caroline Field and Family Fall 2026
Flip through the pages of the Fall 2026 edition of North Carolina Field and Family magazine. In this issue, swing for the Sandhills with a fall visit to Moore County, discover interesting uses for agricultural products beyond food and clothing, meet FFA alumna Katie Bryan and her restored tractor, celebrate N.C. Farm Bureau’s 90th Anniversary, try out some delicious autumn apple recipes and more.

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