On The Lighter Side – 2013
Once there were four businessmen in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies.
A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had one baby!” The first man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the president of And1!”
The nurse goes away and later returns to tell the second businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had twins!” The second man says, “What a coincidence! I’m the owner of the Minnesota Twins!”
A few minutes later the nurse tells the third businessman, “Congratulations! Your wife had triplets!” The third man says, “What a coincidence! I work for Triple Crown!”
At that point, the fourth businessman goes off to a corner. The nurse asks him, “Why are you crying?”
The last businessman replies, “I work for 7 Up!”
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