Sweet summertime should be spent with family, enjoying the kids being home, vacations and trips to the beach most importantly full of laughter. Enjoy some food, farm and family funnies with this collection of our favorite summer jokes.
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What’s a frog’s favorite summertime snack?
Hopsicles!
What runs around the farm but never moves?
A fence.
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
When do you go on red and stop on green?
Eating watermelon.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas
What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
What’s the scoop?
What do bees say in the summer?
It’s swarm.
What do the pigs say on a hot day?
I’m bacon.
Where do cows go on summer vacation?
Moo York
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Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Why can’t two watermelons get married in Vegas?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield.
Why was the cucumber upset?
Because it was in a pickle.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What road do horses live on?
Mane Street.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Looking Gouda!
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
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